October 31, 2017



When, late at night, I found my wife weeping at the kitchen table, I asked, "Honey, what's wrong, why are you crying?"
"Because," she said, and showed me the bloody knife in her hand, "No matter what I do you won't stay dead."

October 30, 2017



My sister never stops bitching at me .....
I really wish I'd cut her tongue out before I buried her.

October 29, 2017



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I killed my wife last week, I was so afraid my son would ask where his Mom was, but he didn't.
Tonight, after dinner, he finally asked me, with a strange look on his face, " Daddy, why are you carrying Mommy on your back everyday?"

October 12, 2017



My third wish was for never ending wishes.
As the djinn granted my wish, with an evil grin, I was pulled into the darkness of the lamp.

October 7, 2017



She's so beautiful, standing there in her nightgown, begging me to open the window and make love to her. But the priest said don't invite her in.

October 3, 2017



As he pulled the trigger and the bullet entered my brain, my worst fear came true. I survived.

 

October 2, 2017

I said good night to my wife laying next to me. I rolled over and saw her standing in the doorway.

September 30, 2017



I always did love your face and everything about it That's why I'm wearing it now.

September 29, 2017

They told me not to build ,my house on a supposed graveyard. I believed them the night I heard knocking beneath my feet.

September 28, 2017

As I was stumbling in the night to get to the washroom, I felt my dog brush against my leg.
But then I heard my dog barking upstairs.

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